Mini-Muse

Okay... this is my lazybutt musing. I told myself that I will not abandon my blog for more than 2 days but I've got no inspiration (my muse must be on leave) so here you go... a Mini-Muse.
Warning!
If you are in the mood for something 'intellectual', stop reading right now...

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
And yet he's always pictured as an egg... I bet most of you will be softly singing the nursery rhyme now... heheh

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? Arent' they both dogs?
Which also makes me think about why Goofy can talk but Pluto can't.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Haa... now, don't say it out loud, people...

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
Interesting dilemma, don't you think?

Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Yeah... I wonder who came up with that. Why not 'num' or just 'n'.?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Aha! I'll use this argument the next time my mom tells me I should eat more veggies...

Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? Wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone?
Have you noticed our Polis Diraja Malaysia? Sheesh.. what are those - hot pants?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Go on... try..

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Hah! Now this line would be relevant in my Kiss Crusade Musing

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Yeah... and it has 2 syllables too... Odd.

If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which fire would it go to?
Any firemen out there who can help me with this?

What does "OK" actually mean?
I tried to research on this (yes, it appears I have extra time on my hands) but couldn't find anything.

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
I seriously doubt that would be a good idea :)

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in "mother in law", they come out to "Woman Hitler"?"
heheh... I'm sure it's just a coincidence...

In the words of the wise Bugs Bunny, "That's All, Folks!"
I'll post a less ridiculous musing next time, promise.

*More ridiculous thought-provoking stuff..